1. They're so pleasant and patient that you're often late.
2. Sometimes, their loyalty can be a bit much.
3. But then it's really attractive when they defend what they believe in.
4. The fridge is full of their herbology "creations".
5. Their decor leaves a bit to be desired.
6. And they're a little too fond of the house colours.
7. But you'll never lose anything ever again.
8. They're amazing at making drunk food.
9. They're really good at IKEA trips.
