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19 Directions For Surviving Man Flu

This is real and it's happening.

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1. Manflu is a real and terrifying thing. Do not underestimate it.

according to the drs I've got something that could last for up to 6 weeks.. great! :/ #manflu

Chris 'Macca' Egan

@_cFRSH

according to the drs I've got something that could last for up to 6 weeks.. great! :/ #manflu

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3. This also applies to the workplace.

LOL RT @CarolineKent Someone at my office was complaining of manflu. They were dealt with appropriately by management

The Poke

@ThePoke

LOL RT @CarolineKent Someone at my office was complaining of manflu. They were dealt with appropriately by management

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8. Take care to create a verbal quarantine.

Stricken with manflu. As I've reminded my girlfriend several times today already, I'm not one to go on about it.

Patrick Smith

@psmith

Stricken with manflu. As I've reminded my girlfriend several times today already, I'm not one to go on about it.

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9. Be sure to use only masculine adjectives when describing the flu.

Man flu is a killer cant swallow at all like a big ball in ma throat.

Conor Callaghan

@ConorCallaghan1

Man flu is a killer cant swallow at all like a big ball in ma throat.

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11. This may be hard for others to understand, so use historical precedents to accurately describe your predicament.

If Females ever fell ill with the Man Flu they would then know what it was like for the people who died of the Black Death eons ago.

Sir #BraydenStrong

@Prince_Madness1

If Females ever fell ill with the Man Flu they would then know what it was like for the people who died of the Black Death eons ago.

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