2. Cherry Lambrini
A fizzy perry masquerading as a fizz wine. The kicker with Cherry Lambrini is that during a late-night visit to the corner shop, one could be forgiven for grabbing Original Lambrini in a haze of tipsy logic. But Cherry Lambrini? That means you made an considered choice.
5. Original WKD
When the nuclear war comes, and presuming that pubs are still open, all that will be stocked are Walkers’ leftover Hedgehog flavour crisps, and bottles of WKD Blue. It will never leave. It will never decompose. It has the half-life of a Cher-cockroach hybrid.