The Good News And Bad News About Autumn

    Time to put away your summer clothes.

    Good news: Everything is the most beautiful colour.

    Bad news: It's because all the leaves are dying.

    Good news: Crisp walks in the park, crunching through leaves.

    Bad news: You might step on a hedgehog.

    Good news: You can snuggle up with a book.

    Bad news: Cabin fever.

    Good news: You can wrap up in cosy knits.

    Bad news: But you'll start sweating once you get indoors.

    Good news: It's so relaxing to look at the rain outside your window.

    Bad news: You're going to have to leave the house sometime.

    Good news: It's finally cold enough for a proper roast dinner.

    Bad news: A summer of salads means instant food coma.

    Good news: TV shows are back after the summer break.

    Bad news: That means endless reality shows too.

    Good news: It's time for bonfires.

    Bad news: Smoke in your eyes.

    Good news: Hallowe'en is coming.

    Bad news: Miley Cyrus costumes.