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27 Things You Will Never Eat Again

Some of these we miss. Others, not so much.

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1. Cadbury's Astros

Still available in South Africa, luckily.
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Still available in South Africa, luckily.

2. Cadbury's Taz

Currently the subject of a revival campaign .
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Currently the subject of a revival campaign .

3. Cadbury's Top Deck

Only available in Australia/ South Africa now.
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Only available in Australia/ South Africa now.

4. Desperate Dan bar

So tangy!
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5. Cadbury's Dream

Apparently you can still get these at the Cadbury's Outlet Store .
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Apparently you can still get these at the Cadbury's Outlet Store .

6. Vanilla Monster Munch

An abomination.
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An abomination.

7. Fizzy Lizzy

So sour!

8. Hedgehog Flavoured Crisps

Not made from real hedgehogs.
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Not made from real hedgehogs.

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9. Hubba Bubba Soda

The sweetest thing alive.
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The sweetest thing alive.

10. Panda Pops

RIP :-(

11. Cajun Squirrel Crisps

Probably for the best.
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Probably for the best.

12. Banana Bubbles

View this video on YouTube

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13. Refreshers drink

Containing a questionable amount of 'fruit'.
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Containing a questionable amount of 'fruit'.

14. Roy of the Rovers bar

The neon colour was something else.
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The neon colour was something else.

15. Dairylea Lunchables (Hot Dog/Pizza)

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16. Opal Fruits

Starburst, you're not the same.
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Starburst, you're not the same.

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17. SuperTed vitamins

And the porridge too!
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And the porridge too!

18. Salt & Lineker Flavour Walkers

19. Terry's Pyramint.

20. Toffos

Bring back the Toffo!
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Bring back the Toffo!

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21. Polo Holes

Or in Spearmint flavour also.
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Or in Spearmint flavour also.

22. Purple Ketchup

It was supposed to be fun. Instead, it was just weird.
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It was supposed to be fun. Instead, it was just weird.

23. Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape

Six feet of bubble gum - the dream.
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Six feet of bubble gum - the dream.

24. Cadbury's Fuse

Not even available in Miniature Heroes any more. Boo.
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Not even available in Miniature Heroes any more. Boo.

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25. Cadbury's Marble

Bring it back!
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Bring it back!

26. Onken Frufoo

Even though the toy in the middle of this yoghurt was always a disappointment, we miss it.
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Even though the toy in the middle of this yoghurt was always a disappointment, we miss it.

27. Gino Ginelli pizza

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"Pizzas with more pizazz."