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    27 Things You Will Never Eat Again

    Some of these we miss. Others, not so much.

    1. Cadbury's Astros

    Still available in South Africa, luckily.

    2. Cadbury's Taz

    Currently the subject of a revival campaign .

    3. Cadbury's Top Deck

    Only available in Australia/ South Africa now.

    4. Desperate Dan bar

    5. Cadbury's Dream

    Apparently you can still get these at the Cadbury's Outlet Store .

    6. Vanilla Monster Munch

    An abomination.

    7. Fizzy Lizzy

    8. Hedgehog Flavoured Crisps

    Not made from real hedgehogs.

    9. Hubba Bubba Soda

    The sweetest thing alive.

    10. Panda Pops

    11. Cajun Squirrel Crisps

    Probably for the best.

    12. Banana Bubbles

    View this video on YouTube

    13. Refreshers drink

    Containing a questionable amount of 'fruit'.

    14. Roy of the Rovers bar

    The neon colour was something else.

    15. Dairylea Lunchables (Hot Dog/Pizza)

    View this video on YouTube

    16. Opal Fruits

    Starburst, you're not the same.

    17. SuperTed vitamins

    And the porridge too!

    18. Salt & Lineker Flavour Walkers

    19. Terry's Pyramint.

    20. Toffos


    Bring back the Toffo!

    21. Polo Holes

    Or in Spearmint flavour also.

    22. Purple Ketchup

    It was supposed to be fun. Instead, it was just weird.

    23. Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape

    Six feet of bubble gum - the dream.

    24. Cadbury's Fuse

    Not even available in Miniature Heroes any more. Boo.

    25. Cadbury's Marble

    Bring it back!

    26. Onken Frufoo

    Even though the toy in the middle of this yoghurt was always a disappointment, we miss it.

    27. Gino Ginelli pizza

    View this video on YouTube

    "Pizzas with more pizazz."

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