1. Boyzone was your life.
2. From their first appearance, you were hooked.
3. You knew everything about every member.
4. From their birthdays.
5. To their middle names.
6. To the jobs they had before Boyzone.
7. You memorised their signatures.
8. You argued with your friends about who got to marry who.
9. You had a Boy Zone membership card.
10. You knew the dance to "A Different Beat."