Brighton comedian Phil Lucas - @Phil_Lucas - has been posting adverts in shop windows since 2012. They're inspired by local examples, he explains. "One advert I saw said, 'three foot boa constrictor for sale, good temperament, only eaten one ferret.' Another said, '40-year-old guy wants 12 stone woman to lift up, no questions asked.'"
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