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15 Revolting Hangover Cures From History

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3. Ancient Egypt: Put a spell on some beer.

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Ancient Egyptian Magical Texts, translated by J. F. Borghouts, offers this spell to cure what ails you.

Hail to you Lady of Hetepet (Hathor, goddess of drunkenness)! There is no restraining Seth when he has set his heart on conquering a heart in that name of his of "Beer," to confuse a heart, to conquer the heart of an enemy, a fiend, a male ghost, a female ghost, etc. This spell is said during the drinking of beer; to be spat up. Truly effective, (proved) millions of times!

4. Mesopotamian: Licorice.

Via Alcoholism: Elizabeth C. Penick, Oxford University Press,

This combo was offered as a cure: "Take licorice, beans, oleander... to be compounded with oil and wine before the approach of the goddess Gula (or sunset)."

7. 1600s: Goddard's Drops.

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Created by physician Jonathan Goddard, 'Goddard's Drops' contained ammonia mixed with "a few irrelevancies added, such as skull of a person hanged, dried viper, and the like". King Charles II was fond of the drops as a hangover cure.

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11. 1824: Vinegar around the temples.

A helpful hangover cure, from The Medical Adviser - pour vinegar down the afflicted's throat, and rub it in the temples too. If this didn't work, then a bucket of water over the head.

12. 1853: D.R. Harris Pick Me Up Tonic.

Invented in 1853, and sadly not on sale any longer, this tonic was favoured by the gentry, and contained cardamom, ammonia, cloves and camphor.

15. 1938: Coca-Cola and milk.

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Invented by the head banquet man at the Ritz, this cure involved shaking a bottle of chilled Coke, and squirting it into a glass of cold milk. This cure was served at the coming out party of Brenda Frazier, whose press agent commented that after the cure "you take a little nap and after that you feel wonderful."

All images via The British Library under Creative Commons unless otherwise stated.

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