“Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!”
It isn’t my fault — my face just looks like this.
You might be having a bad day, but I promise…it gets feta.
“A failing piece of garbage.” - a fan (2017)
“Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be.”
Time to find out who your partner in crime actually is.
Sweet or savory, that is the question.
Love fades, but pizza is forever.
Look to the stars to find out which star group you are.
When in doubt, sprinkle a little cheese.
Find out which celeb parent will be singing you lullabies.
The hardest fried decisions you’ll ever have to make.
Which diva will come out on top?
♫ You and me could write a bad romance ♫