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    12 Gina Linetti Quotes From "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" That Prove She Was Truly The Show's Main Character

    "If I die, turn my Tweets into a book.”

    12. “Psychologists are just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics.”

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    11. “It’s Gina’s phone. Leave me a voice-mail. I won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.”

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    10. “Gina’s Authentic Stolen Police Badges. How can I help?”

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    9. “I’m scared of businessmen. A whole army of gray-suited Brads and Chads trying to suck my soul and redeem it for Frequent Flyer Miles.”

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    8. “I worked at a sunglass kiosk at the mall for four years, so not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.”

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    7. “The only reason I didn’t tell you guys is 'cause I don’t value you as people."

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    6. “If I die, turn my Tweets into a book.”

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    5. “I hate the ocean. That’s where that stuck-up bitch Rose let Leo die. There was plenty of room on that door.”

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    4. “Procedure” is just a fancy word for proper order to do things.”

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    3. “I would spend my $5,000 to buy backstage passes to Britney, and then I’d ask her one question: You think you’re a better dancer than me?”

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    2. “Wait, first, let’s say a prayer. Dear Beyoncé, Solange, Rihanna, someone cool that’s white, Cardi B, please bless this flush. A-women.”

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    1. And finally, “My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.”

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