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    I Can't Stop Laughing At These 12 Kelly Kapoor Quotes From "The Office"

    She’s definitely the best character, hands down.

    12. “Ultimatums are key. Basically nobody does anything for me unless I threaten to kill myself.”

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    11. “I can’t control what I say to people, I spend the whole day talking.”

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    10. “I am one of the only people who looks hot while eating a cupcake.”

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    9. Oscar: “I wonder how many phone calls you’re missing while you’re teaching us to answer calls.” Kelly: “I know, right? Probably a lot!”

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    8. “My resolution was to get more attention.”

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    7. “This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S! This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!“

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    6. “I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl.”

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    5. “All I have to do is drink maple syrup, lemon juice, cayenne pepper, and water for all three meals. I just bought some bikinis online size two. So...(singing faintly) I'm gonna look amazing...”

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    4. “Can you just let us enjoy a party without making it about all your issues??”

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    3. “Who am I? I’m Kelly Kapoor: The Business Bitch.”

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    2. Gabe: “What are your weaknesses?” Kelly: “I don’t have any, asshole.”

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    1. “Yeah I have a lot of questions! Number one, how dare you?”

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