Like saving money?Live at home with your parents?Prefer the idea of owning a pet to having a child?Not consider marriage a priority?Drink wine?Prefer liquid soap over bar?Not spend all your money on diamonds?Realize you can't afford to buy a house at this very moment?Think the term "millennial" is annoying?Distrust institutions, like pretty much everyone else?Use Snapchat?Enjoy food?Feel nostalgic about the past?Feel optimistic about the future?Infrequently use drugs?But if you do, you use Molly?Get criticized by older generations?Prefer texting over talking on the phone?Hook up with strangers?But sometimes get too busy to have sex?Feel pressure to have more sex?Sometimes not watch porn?Listen to pop songs that go "Wa-OH, Wa-OH"?Feel like social media places unfair pressure on people to look good all the time?Spend your time in public parks watching hentai on your iPad?Feel down with couchsurfing?Feel like McDonald's really isn't all that great?But still think pizza is kind of amazing?Not understand the complexities of racism?Use automated systems like self-checkout or online ordering?Get blamed for things that aren't your fault (like not being able to afford a car)?Want your employer to know you're an individual?Try to eat right?Surprise people with how smart you actually are sometimes?Worry about taking vacation days because you might get fired?Live on a budget?Like Saturday more than Monday?Not play golf?Hate the outdated concept of chivalry?Reject toxic masculinity?Live in an apartment that doesn't seem worth investing too much money in?Use paper towels instead of paper napkins?Stream movies at home?Eat breakfast on the go?Date casually or use Tinder?Fucking LOVE butts?
How Millennial Are You?
Thank god! Kids these days! They're lazy, entitled, and broke! I bet they'd name their child Succulent, if they ever had one!
You've got some similarities with the generation that's ruining the world. So you're partially responsible for the downfall of society. How does that feel?
*shakes fist* At the rate you're going, the world will be ruined in 10-15 years!