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    Updated on Sep 1, 2020. Posted on Oct 29, 2015

    19 Muslim Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

    You may wanna wash the haram out of your eyes after this.

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    I was at the gym praying in the yoga room and 3 ladies started following my motions.That's my story on how I accidentally led a yoga class.

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    When you've got to go for a job interview, a wedding and the mosque on the same day

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    I just changed my emojis to Ramadan mode 😂🙈

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    fck a friendzone. I'll brother zone you. I'll call you my uncle. I'll invite you to a family reunion and introduce you as my favorite cousin

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    when he asks you for hijabless pics @somalisalma @xblindbandit @xHawaaa

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    Why does my wife always take pictures of me praying tahajjud at 3 am?

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    @KingOfKingsXII / Via Twitter: @KingOfKingsXII

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    #growingupmuslim when u lie and they tell u "say Wallah"

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    Please make dua that this chair is guided back to Islam.

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    Bro thought he could get away with it smh.

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    Me: "What does Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan." Boss: "...." Me: "Gotta go fast." Boss: "You're fired."

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    #hijabifact Don't touch the bun. Don't squeeze the bun. Don't play with the bun. Don't poke the bun. Stay away from the bun.

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    One of the ultimate tests of sabr, is when the wi-fi doesn't connect.

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    These religious email forwards from my extended family are really changing my mind about stuff.

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