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    Posted on Oct 1, 2015

    If Dating Was Like A Video Game

    Don't like this dress I'm wearing? GAME. OVER.

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    For anyone who’s ever ~dated~ you’re probably well-aware that love is a game. So, what would happen if our real love lives were just an 8-bit heartbreak?

    In Super Love 2: Hyper Loving, you have a simple goal that's deceptively hard.

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    Before you can play, you have to pick your partner. Like real life – your choices are very limited.

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    On the first level, you slog through a bunch of dialogue to test compatibility.

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    And if you don't completely fuck up, you unlock Bonus Sexy Mini-Games.

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    While the first world is about getting to know each other, the second world unlocks the real challenge: EMOTIONS.

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    By World 2, you definitely should have unlocked this achievement.

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    At this point, you'll start facing some pretty tough random encounters in the wild grass, so be careful.

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    You're only allowed to bring two items to your confrontation with the boss of World 2: The Parental Unit. Good luck!

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    The good news? Unlike real life, if you fail, you get infinite continues.

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