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    Posted on Aug 29, 2016

    The Ocean is Terrifying and Needs To Answer My Questions

    I demand answers!!!

    1. First of all, how dare you?

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    2. Second of all, what the bloody hell?

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    3. Is this CGI?

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    4. Who asked for this? Who? WHO?

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    5. How is this okay? THIS IS NOT OKAY.

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    6. Can you not?

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    7. Can this lil' guy even see anything?

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    8. Who decided it was a good idea to give fish hands?

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    HANDS ARE FOR LAND.

    9. HOW IS THIS EVEN A LIVING CREATURE?

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    10. This is kinda cute, but can I trust it? CAN I TRUST ANYTHING?

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    11. I CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING.

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    12. Why does this fish look like he just smelled a fart? Also, why does anything underwater need nostrils?

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    13. Why does this look like it should've been named the Grandpappy Fish?

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    14. Why does this fish look like it just came out of a Katy Perry video?

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    15. How did you convince us that Monkfish is okay to eat?

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    16. AGAIN HOW DARE YOU

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    17. THIS COMES IN DIFFERENT COLORS? NOOOOOOOOooooOOOO

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    18. dkfankdfnakfenkafnk HOW?

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    19. Why does ANYTHING need a jaw like this?

    20. Why does a squid need to be this big, ever?

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    21. Like, what does this even eat? I'm assuming humans.

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    22. Okay, this is pretty badass, but still. Why?

    23. So, can I have some help?

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    24. Who can I call to complain?

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    25. Is there such a thing as a Better Ocean Bureau?

    26. I have some complaints about the way you run your establishment.

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