1.
Carrots taste good megan i will never get over you
2.
if your lemon looks long and smells like potassium then it's probably a banan
3.
If you throw a rock at a persons head they will die but if you throw a lettuce at a persons head they will say "was that a funcking lettuce"
4.
C - can A - you B - please B - get A - the G - hell E - away from me
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fun game: roll potatoes down a hill and which ever one wins is god
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if your lime is long and hard it probably is a cucumber
7.
most people die
8.
pomogronotes cannot laugh Because there is no happiness left inside of them. also they Do Not have a mouth
9.
if you gave a pear a cookie, it won't eat it bc it's a pear
10.
You are in the shower Drip drip goes the water Suddenly you hear a noise Vrrrrrr vrrrr What is that noise A cabbage is blow drying his leafs
11.
Mashed potatoes more like you just murdered half of my family pls to stop to be honest
12.
pomegranates won't laugh at your tiny penis
13.
don't you hate when you sitting at picnic and someone peel your skin off and try to eat you
14.
Knock knock Whos there Not potatoe We have no arms
15.
If you ever have to choose between a cucumber and your family, choose the cucumber it talks less
16.
Bananas would love to take selfies but they physically can't
17.
do you every wonder what it feels like to get peeled
18.
if you have no cell phone reception hold potato next to your phone, it won't help but at least you'll have potato next to your phone
19.
This is not a banana
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bananas actually get highly offended when you mistake them for a telephone
21.
If you are wondering what it feels like to be a lettuce just paint your self green and curl up in a ball on the floor and die