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    Posted on Oct 14, 2015

    21 Hilarious Fruit And Vegetable Tweets That Will Make You Say "Wut"

    "Bananas would love to take selfies but they physically can't."

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    Carrots taste good megan i will never get over you

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    if your lemon looks long and smells like potassium then it's probably a banan

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    If you throw a rock at a persons head they will die but if you throw a lettuce at a persons head they will say "was that a funcking lettuce"

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    C - can A - you B - please B - get A - the G - hell E - away from me

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    fun game: roll potatoes down a hill and which ever one wins is god

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    if your lime is long and hard it probably is a cucumber

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    pomogronotes cannot laugh Because there is no happiness left inside of them. also they Do Not have a mouth

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    if you gave a pear a cookie, it won't eat it bc it's a pear

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    You are in the shower Drip drip goes the water Suddenly you hear a noise Vrrrrrr vrrrr What is that noise A cabbage is blow drying his leafs

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    Mashed potatoes more like you just murdered half of my family pls to stop to be honest

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    pomegranates won't laugh at your tiny penis

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    don't you hate when you sitting at picnic and someone peel your skin off and try to eat you

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    Knock knock Whos there Not potatoe We have no arms

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    If you ever have to choose between a cucumber and your family, choose the cucumber it talks less

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    Bananas would love to take selfies but they physically can't

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    do you every wonder what it feels like to get peeled

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    if you have no cell phone reception hold potato next to your phone, it won't help but at least you'll have potato next to your phone

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    bananas actually get highly offended when you mistake them for a telephone

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    If you are wondering what it feels like to be a lettuce just paint your self green and curl up in a ball on the floor and die

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