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100 Of Cher's Best Tweets From 2016

An emoji-filled journey into one woman's fight against Trump, trolls, and a giant butt.

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1. When she let the people know:

2. And kept us all updated:

@CherOfficial This person has been Twtg as me. Twitter is dealing with it

3. When she prepared for the worst:

Taking off..Wish me luck🙏🏻 If something happens ,Remember how cute I was😂

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4. When she wanted to give credit where credit was due:

Need to know WHO DREW THIS ASAP…So I Can Use it..ASAP

5. When she packed:

6. When she deleted a man:

Damn I just deleted a man, vet … So sorry if he reaches out … Give me info😘💋

7. And possibly her crew:

If I blocked Chercrewforever pls tell me

8. When she set the record straight:

@Glorrd1211 IM NOT YELLING… IM CHER👻

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9. When she explained her emojis:

@ninagcomedian 👻🙌🏻✨💖✨ Meaning… 👻=Fave happy feeling.. 🙌🏻=Not Worthy ✨💖✨=Sparkling love

10. When she was subtweeting SOMEONE:

SOMEX's YOURE JUST TOO DUMB🙄

11. And again:

Dude don't shade me on MY SITE😳

12. When she and her mom had clearly been drinking from the fountain of youth:

Mom & Me💖 Finger slipped & Hit Send👻 What's my Problem today😳

13. Honestly, though...

This is what 70 & 90 looks like in my family…. Mom has NO MAKE UP ON

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14. And when they went out to the movies together:

Taking mom to see jungle book this wknd ...she's excited👑 It really is lovely & Sweet ....&&& AMAZING TECH

15. When she taught a follower to tweet better:

16. When her election tweets were SOMETHING ELSE:

Trump NOT Doing FOX Debate Cause Of MEGAN KELLY😂Some1 Get Him TOE SHOES,fkng PRIMA DONNA. HOW CAN HE FACE ISIS,HE CANT FACE A CHICK ON TV.🐈

17. Seriously, she spent the whole year referring to Trump by the toilet emoji.

🚽s A Complete Pussy‼️ "DEBATE'S RIGGED,BooHoo, QUESTIONS R 2 HARD😩NO1 WILL PROTECT ME😱THE DOG 8 MY DEBATE PREP😰I WANT VLAD 2HOLD MY🖐🏻 🚽=NO🏈🏀

18. CHER.

Trumps in great shape from the Wrists Down.

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19. When she was feelin' herself AND black & white cookies:

Just got in Car AND I'm More cute than I was in LA👻😂 OMG HAVE BLK & WHITE COOKIE 🙌🏻

20. When she spent Halloween in Flint:

Was At Flint Walgreens,&Met wonderful ppl…👏🏻Many Little ones Piled in “Prom Limo”With Me & we Laughed & Took pics‼️I LOVE KIDS😍& HALLOWEEN

21. And ~Holloween~ with her cats:

Holloween Cat…Before New Year… SMACK DOWN

22. Who are honestly the cutest:

Kittens sleeping next 2me,as I try & Save My Ass😂😭 I Want Their Life..They don't Read Enquirer ,just Vanity Fair

23. When she was a drama queen:

I'm Tired🙄 I'm also🎭👑

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24. And a toad:

Beat🤕Nothing like Being lashed 2chair For 70 Hrs,& Forced 2 Do 6 Million Interviews😱 TOO 🎭DRAMA 👑⁉️😂 Actually ppl were smart/Nice,Im a Toad

25. When she got a new butt:

OK ....IM SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK 😱😳😫🙄WHERE DID THIS GIANT BUTT COME FROM⁉️GONNA CHAIN SELF2 GYM‼️CAN LOSE IT IN 14 Days🙏🏻ITS NOT MY LOOK

26. And missed her old one:

COURSE NEED EXTRA YARDS 2COVER NEWLY AQUIRED BUTT‼️WORKING 2GET BACK 2 MY 2CANTALOUPE BUTT‼️👻 BUT SO MUCH WORK LATELY.#ITWASVAYCAY🍦🍦🍝🍮🍾🍿🍪

27. Because her old butt never made her late:

Miami SO BEAUTIFUL✨ 💖HUMIDITY,LONG AS TOMM RECEPTION HAS LOTSA AIR. NOTHING WORSE THAN SOGGY DIVA😱 Weight of butt made us Half an hr Late 😂😭

28. When she dragged Dr. Oz:

Dr Oz Took Old Pic Of Me & Photoshopped It Sitting Next 2 Him.HE USED ME 2 SELL HIS DIET PILLS,& IVE NEVER MET HIM😡 OZ IS A CHOP SHOP DOC

29. And again:

IS THIS DR OZ⁉️COULDNT PICK HIM OR HIS CREAM OUT OF A LINE UP‼️ MIDDLE PIC IS RETOUCHED 2HELL🔥WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM⁉️

30. When she was just savage:

U May Hate Hillary,BUT SHES ONLY“SANE”CANDIDATE.🚽s Egomaniac Who’d Destroy🇺🇸,If He Loses.Gary Johnson’s Parents R 1st COUSINS😂&Jill’s DUMB🙄

31. Jeez, Cher:

Ok Daddy,,, I'll Do Whatever you want.. ,Just Make Me List & promise you'll respect me in the morning

32. 👀 👀 👀

What does 🚽say when someone takes hiS VIAGRA I THINK THE ERECTION IS RIGGED

33. When she used "Waze," a Google Maps alternative:

SO OVER "WAZE"😡4 TWO DAYS. WE'VE BEEN LEAD ON WILD GOOSE CHASE,BY HER.THE BITCH HAS LOST HER (HAL,"I READ U DAVE")MIND😤 I WANT HUMANS👧🏻👨🏾

34. When she lost at Clue again:

Ok,Didn't Win at Clue🔮,DIDNT WIN AT YAHTZEE...IM A FAILURE😫 I FEAR I SHALL GO 2 MY⚰, HAVING NEVER WON,1 LOUSY GAME OF CLUE😡😤 I Did It With🔪😂

35. When she gave out virtual hugs:

🐥🐣‘s,Lets have a moment Of Calm,☮,✨💞✨🙏🏻.Life Seems 2b,uncertain,Scary,Harsh Unkind,It Doesn’t Wrap Its arms Around us. Here’s Virtual Hug &💋

36. When she blew the pic:

@cher DAMN😡WASNT PAYING ATTEN & BLEW THE PIC😂😭Put them together in your Brains...Since I Obviously need a Transplant

37. When she used the space bar really well:

@rabrister OOOOHHHH YES‼️

38. When her comma game was strong:

Think It’s More Important 2Do Listening Tour EVERYWHERE, Especially Where Dems Lost. HEAR..REALLY HEAR WHATS IMPORTANT 2PPL‼️What Hurts,😡,💪🏻

39. When she dissed a man with a small vocabulary:

@cindalu57 The Man Has a Vocabulary The Size of a Fruit Fly’s Penis

40. And showed off her big one:

@jermaniausa Please Excuse My Churlish,Rude,Loutish, Impolite,Uncivil,Uncouth, Coarse,impertinent,ill Mannered,Insolent Demeanor, BUT,FUCK U

41. Truly, Cher has no patience for small vocabularies.

@bearsmom1522 😂DONT YOU GUYS HAVE A THESAURUS YOU CAN SHARE⁉️You’re boring as fk

42. Or boring people:

@aintsry You Are Overstating The Obvious....You Must Bore The fk Out Of Your Friends🤔

43. When January 4th rolled around:

OMG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️……. #MAYTHEFORCEBEWITHYOU

44. When she celebrated Valentine's Day:

45. And Easter:

46. When she perfected her perfume and got asked to do a musical, all in one day:

Worked on perfume yesterday,wearing it 2day.Almost perfect.Think it needs dash more Vanillia..& it's Perfect.ASKED 2 Do GREAT MUSICAL 4 TV👏🏼

47. She's a busy woman, ok??

SORRY 2SAY,Missed Grammys& GaGa😥 Just Got Home From Dinner W/ Gazzilion Cool TED Talks Ppl.WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE,Though I'm shy B4 Strangers

48. Queen of multi-tasking:

@iScottNYC no problem… I can walk & chew lower case at the same time

49. 👻❗️✨

@LocaAgnes IM A WOMAN.... WE MULT-TASK LIKE MOFOS

50. When she took a break to thank her followers:

Was Driving &Thinking,I Know U Didnt Think I Could Walk& Chew Gum Either,but It Occurred 2Me,I NEVER THANK U 4BEING HERE⁉️ITS NOT BS THANX😘❣

51. When she refused to let critics get to her:

@Mauer_Pauer I think it or care⁉️Dyslexia 🌹

52. And clapped back:

@CelticWarriorz I’m Dyslexic . You’re an asshole & I’m followed By mags/Blogs & News sources around the world

53. When she had had enough of Wrestle Mania:

WHY IS WRESTLE MANIA ON MY🕐LINE⁉️IS THERE ANYTHING ABOUT ME THAT SCREAMS,NECK SCISSORS, IRON CLAW,OR HALF NELSON😳⁉IM MORE LIP LOCK & SPOON

54. But not Wrestle KITTY Mania:

SMACK DOWN #WrestleKittyMania

55. When she took a break from her election tweets:

HOW BOUT NO MORE POLITICS TODAY👻 WHAT DO YOU LIKE/LIKE 2 DO⁉️ PPL,PETS,PHOTOS,QUOTES,VETS,🎄🐋🌹💐☔️🍎🍉🍟🎂🍺👠🐘 🍝🏈🎤🎸🎳🏍⛵️🎡🗽👗🖖🏻💅🏽👵🏼👴🏾👬👭🎅🏻 WHAT DO U💖

56. And was free 2 be 😂:

TODAY IS 🚫🚽POLITICS DAY🃏☮💘💝📚📖📕👯💃🏻👯🎅🏻👼🏼💅🏾🤘🏻🖖🏻🙏🏻✌🏻️👻😎😍😘😂🇺🇸💋🌹🎂👑 JUST 4 FUN. SHOW IN EMOJI,WHAT MAKES U LAUGH/HAPPY,THEN PHOTOS,&UR FREE 2 BE😂‼️

57. The break didn't last long, though:

🚽SAYS HILLARY DOESNT "LOOK PRESIDENTIAL‼️ WHAT DOES THAT MEAN⁉️IS IT CAUSE SHE DOESNT HAVE A PENIS OR TESTICLES⁉️ NO PROBLEM,NEITHER DOES HE

58. Pls:

🚽Said,If He Paid Taxes The🇺🇸Gov Would Just Spend His💰on Something He Doesn't Like.I DONT LIKE HOW GOV SPENDS MY TAX💰CAN I PLS STOP PAYING🙏🏻

59. Classic, Cher:

SOME1"PLEASE"TELL ME,HOW CAN A 70 YR OLD MAN SAY"IT WAS 10Yrs AGO"‼️ R WE SUPPOSED 2CUT THIS ANIMAL SLACK,CAUSE HE WAS ONLY 60‼️😂PUL-EASE

60. When she looked fly as hell:

61. She always does, tbh.

Girls just want to have Fun👻🎉 Was a crazy day... Wanted to post this in a.m... But Don't think I Did🤔😂😭

62. Even when she forgets to crop:

@cher Damn... Forgot to crop

63. When she apologized for poorly used emojis:

Been thinking about my Poorly Placed,Insensitively Timed“bomb Emoji”.No Excuse💔I’m Used 2 Using Emoji 2Help Say More Than 140 Letters.Sorry😥

64. When she imagined a Cher presidency:

If I Was Running 4 Pres,I'd Put 2Gether Team Of SMART MILLENNIALS,As Advisory Board.Young PPL W/GREAT IDEAS& ENERGY HELPING ME,HELP THEM🤔

65. When she peaced out:

66. When she had some Sunday suggestions:

Hey 🐥🐣's, Have Lovely Day☀️ Sunday's great 2Go 2 Movie W/Frnds Walk on beach Visit Family Eat🎂😂 Clean Drawers 💋Sum1 Love Yourself B a frnd

67. She loves cleaning drawers:

Just cleaned glasses Drawers

68. When she shopped at Sephora:

69. And proved she's just like us:

70. When she learned about the Nazi Pepe's:

These nazi frogs are everywhere. Someone Just pissed me off. Went to their site.&&& U LEARN ALOT FROM PPLS SITES‼️

71. When she made friends with Michigan's millennials:

Made Gazzilion Stops,in Mich.but was afraid to meet the Dreaded“MILLENNIALS”😱 2 My surprise & Delight They were 🌬❄️,Smart ,Young ,Friends😘

72. When she only found penises:

@DanMacRoc3 When I Touched Ur Avatar..2Get 2 Know U,I Found Only Penises😳Perhaps Photos Of Them Is All You Have🤔 Ps..Don't Talk💩 About Son😡

73. When she admitted Marco Rubio is cute (on the outside):

Marco Rubio looks like cute, Pudgy Gizmo,But WATCH OUT☠LURKING INSIDE HIS CUTSIE PIE EXTERIOR,IS KILLER GREMLIN,WHO'LL RIP UR RIGHTS 2SHREDS

74. When she met Mr. Right:

He's Just Shy,Doesn't Want Frnds&Fam.2C His Mushy💖twt 2Me.MR RIGHT Come Back‼️ We Were Like🛳🛳Passing in the nite💔 😂😭

75. When she took a moment to breathe:

There is much fear in the🌎,So Wherever u r at this moment, Feel yourself Breathe,& Hold these thoughts..I am Safe..I am Loved✨ Because u r🌺

76. When she made her views on voting clear:

@jcrum417 If you Don’t Vote,You have no right to bitch & Moan ‼️ Wouldn’t want to be in fox hole with you…You’d probably want a DOWN PILLOW🙄

77. When the election was over:

world will never be the same. I feel Sad for the young.🚽will never be more than the toilet, I’ve used as a symbol 4 Him. U Can’t Polish 💩

78. When she watched and listened:

Stood on 55th &5th &Watched Young Protesters March By.They Carried Home Made Signs & Chanted,They Will Not Go Gently In2 Americas Dark Nite

79. When she had spirit:

Walked out hotel & in2,NEW YORKERS‼️THEY WERE LOUD & PROUD‼️💖THAT AMERICANS HAVE RIGHT 2YELL HOW THEY FEEL‼️Hugged many..THEY HAVE SPIRIT

80. When she took a moral inventory:

I❤️Heated😤Funny😜 Sarcastic😏Discussion,On ALL Subjects,BUT SomeX's We Need 2 Take a MORAL Inventory &Check Ourselves😥 U R GREAT,RECOGNIZE IT😘

81. When she was trapped in makeup hell:

Omg...🙏🏼 Make up Hell🔥 Thank God 4 Pauli👏🏻 She's Organized....I Want To Run Through The House Screaming.... Eating my body weight in PEEPS😱

82. When she just did it:

On way to friends to partay👻 It should be so much fun just doing it🎉👏🏻✨

83. When she wished her son a happy birthday:

🎤Happy🎸🎂Day 2 You😘❣ 🎺Happy🎻🎂Day 2 You😘❣ 🎷Happy🎹🎂Day Dear Cha-azzzz😘✨🌟✨ 🎤Happy 🎂Day 2 you❣❣❣ & Many Mooore🎂✨💖✨🎈🎁 ✨💖✨💖🎂💖✨💖✨💖🎂✨

84. When she and her mom started WingChella:

@honeyglowoman omg🌟 we all sat in Moms garden👏🏻 & watched Hummingbirds,🐝🐝,Butterflies &🕊🕊Throwing Down....WingChella🎸

85. When she updated her followers on Zen:

@shangrila_rose Zen watching tv😂 He looks fat,but he fluffy

86. When she was seriously inspiring:

4GOT 1 THING...AS YOU GO THROUGH YOUR DAY/NITE...DONT 4GET...YOU ARE SPECIAL & UNIQUE...LIKE❄️'s, EXACTLY AS YOU R. LET HIGHER SELF SHINE✨🌟✨

87. When she told a story in three photos:

ZEN..AHHH….NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD💖 HALF IN THE BAG🍷 Not in right sequence 🤔😳😝

88. When she got a present for her mom:

I have special present for mom👑It’s weird, but she’ll 😂 & 😥At Same Time👻

89. When she put the 16 and under crowd in their place:

At least I turned 17 😂😀😭

90. When she cut her own bangs:

Just cut my bangs in one light🤗 Took a pic but it's quite Bazaar & not flattering, but it has something..I'm deciding

91. When things got dark:

Me Through The Looking Glass

92. Quite dark, indeed:

93. When she was called to duty:

94. When she yearned for Canada:

95. When she had this brilliant idea:

@MrFabulous1988 Maybe There Should Be E-HARMONY FOR FAMILIES 😂

96. When she got real about jealousy:

Jealousy is such a Sad & Shameful Feeling😔It makes the jealous 1 SUFFER Tenfold😔I relearn this from🕚2🕛. 🐝At ☮,..What Belongs 2 U,Comes 2 U😊

97. When she got free stuff:

Remember I Was Tuff On @Fabletics SO,They Sent me Some Workout Gear..2 cool Tops (1Strappy Blk,1 Neon-ish)& Fun👻 Spacey🚀looking Leggings.

98. When she was still workin' off her butt:

@XXNazareth NOT YET...Weird thing abut butt workout 😱It gets BIGGER B4 it gets smaller..OH 🤐HORROR OF HORRORS.💥😳

99. When she responded to the Favstar Bot:

@Favstar_Bot it worked surprisingly well👏🏻Wrote words on card ..Visual aid 😂We laughed .We Had fun& I warned Them,but they know who he is

100. And when she went to work:

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