A charged phoneA backup phone chargerA working internet connectionA groupchat with all your friends to bitch about the snowThe snowflake and snowman emojisSnapchats so you can snap the view of the snow from your apartment every hourYour sister's Netflix passwordYour grandma's HBO GO passwordGrandma's number on speed dial so you know someone cares to check you're not deadJuno (the movie, not the storm)An open Twitter feed so you can stay up to date on all the ~blizzard memes~A list of things to do once your internet diesA will, made out to your grandmaA copy of 50 Shades of GreyCondomsLubeSomeone to have sex withYour right handPornMultipurpose fingerless gloves ;)Bubble bath and some champagneOne or more Bon Iver albumsA Seamless accountA complete lack of conscienceA bunch of cash to tip the poor delivery guyA shovel so you can actually reach the delivery guyA candle so you can actually see what you're eatingSome jewelry you can barter for food or blanketsA knife to defend yourself from the crowds at Trader Joe'sA fallout shelterALL OF THE MULTIVITAMINSALL OF THE BREADCHEESERAMEN NOODLESCOOKIESLACTAID PILLSHot waterCold waterAny water besides snow, reallyA dog to cuddle for body heatOH SHIT, DOG FOODFriends to check up on you (that aren't your dog)
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