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17 Times Muslims On Twitter Were Absolutely Hilarious

Hmmm, what's haram for today?

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My non muslim friend just text me this😂

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Mashallah, Nadia gave the Queen some dawah and her majesty now wears full hijab

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*saudi sheikh wakes up* what’s haram for today? *spins the fatwa wheel* cake is haram… bc it is made from eggs… which reminds us of ovaries

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I....have never been left speechless by something a boy has said

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when "milkshake" came out, I used to walk around the masjid singing this version of it:

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Always say Bismillah before drinking water. There are 3 jinns in your cup. Two Hydrojinns and one Oxyjinn.

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Every hijabi has at least 30 hijabs but wears the same 3-4 hijabs, why? We have no idea 😭

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I JUST CAME ACROSS TRUMP'S WORST NIGHTMARE IN MISSISSAUGA

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Oh? You call yourself an Islam Stan? Name me 3 surahs

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Everything I've ever done in my life has led up to this point

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When it's Eid and you're a goat and all ya family members are getting sacrificed but you came up with a disguise

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meme sheikhs have the worst metaphor game on the whole damn internet

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ukhti aisha I know you're from New York but you can't finish every dua with "deadass"

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