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Gurl I never felt desired as a teenager either, literally wait like two years you’ll be fine

I like that he calls him choosing to cheat on his wife “adversity”

Ok some of these are questionable behavior on the partners’ part but...I mean I have eccentric annoying parents and I’d hope that doesn’t preclude me from dating cool people..

Why would you so any pohler dirty like that

Hard and shitty is one thing, “not normal” is another. People have been 24 hour parenting since freakin Neanderthals. That’s how it works.

Does he...does he know about stay-at-home parents? Which has been a thing since...cavemen? What other hourly plan would you suggest? Just put your three year old in a dark room for 8 hours a day?

Like people have said, I think more information is needed for the wedding question. I certainly don’t think you should HAVE to invite your parents (or anyone else), and the only reason you should invite them is if you, in a perfect world where they behave themselves, would actually… Read More

God does anyone proofread these? Was this busted out five minutes before a deadline or something?

Yeah that’s definitely not where “break a leg” comes from. The backstage wings where actors wait before entering are also called “legs,” my understanding is the phrase means wishing that you get so much applause that it breaks the legs of the stage

100% sure that first picture of Kirstin dunst is not from 2016