Buzz·Posted on 18 Sept 202118 Irish Tweets That Made Me Laugh So Hard My Forehead Vein Showed"The average Irish person whispers 'now' to themselves nearly 743 times every day".by Amy GloverBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain Gutted. Was supposed to be attending a wedding in Trinidad, but it’s just been cancelled. Family won’t say why. 12:28 PM - 14 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @daraobriain 2. Rachel @harpersbizzaro If I was invited to the Met Gala I would wear the dress of my people. A pink Mayo jersey and a white skinny jean x 09:55 PM - 14 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @harpersbizzaro 3. glandular niamher PhD @glandularniamh omg florence pugh!!!!!! 12:24 PM - 13 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @glandularniamh 4. Keira Gilleechi @gilleechi Respectfully this is a debs dress from 2009 https://t.co/AmDQgTFknd 11:31 PM - 13 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gilleechi 5. cathal @popeurbanfox unpopular opinion: mont saint-michel is a crannóg 09:45 AM - 13 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @popeurbanfox 6. spochadóir @spochadoir Lad you’d swear we weren’t bating around with these till about three years ago tis a fucking window winder not a fulacht fia https://t.co/z8vleMkf1W 11:25 PM - 09 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @spochadoir 7. Killian Sundermann @killersundymann When you're bitching about someone it's important to have a near panic attack and check to see if your phone spontaneously called them before continuing 08:37 AM - 09 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @killersundymann 8. Certified Milf ™ @weIfarecheat “the irish weren’t colonisers” do you not remember what u2 did to your iphone? 06:56 PM - 28 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @weIfarecheat 9. Dermot Keyes @DermotKeyes The Siege of Ennis... https://t.co/78cs4omlTE 07:55 AM - 06 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DermotKeyes 10. Killian Sundermann @killersundymann When two Irish people meet they have 30 seconds to find a person they have in common or both of them will die 11:06 AM - 22 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @killersundymann 11. patrick @lunch_enjoyer hat companies gotta make their hats bigger. some people are irish 01:34 PM - 22 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lunch_enjoyer 12. Rebecca Laffan @becca_laffan My mam is going to London for six days and had left my dad an entire drawer of cooked spuds in the fridge 😭❤️ 12:41 PM - 19 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @becca_laffan 13. 🐿Septic Peg @PegSeptic You had one job 07:48 PM - 16 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @PegSeptic 14. SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction Why does Tom Daley look like he's about to sing Dancing Queen with Julie Walters and Christine Baranski 11:14 PM - 16 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @imshanereaction 15. Sean Bernard @seanbgoneill Guy came up to me in the club in my Tyrone shirt with my man and was like “so you’re gay and from tyrone? Fair play” and you can’t put it fairer than that really. 11:14 PM - 11 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @seanbgoneill 16. Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry There won’t be a roof thatched in the Ulster American folk park for a fortnight 06:17 PM - 11 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BigDirtyFry 17. jodie @yupfinglas Mad how when your doctor tells you not to drink on antibiotics we’re all like… be grand. But once your lash girl tells you not to get your lashes wet for 24 hours you’re wearing goggles in the shower that night 09:04 PM - 22 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @yupfinglas 18. Killian Sundermann @killersundymann The average Irish person whispers "now" to themselves nearly 743 times every day 08:07 AM - 26 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @killersundymann