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Me, when the British public voted for Davide and Ekin Su https://t.co/V6TZkz7DZ6
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i hate when customers lie to their kids when they’re at the till like “no the man said you can’t have an ice cream put it back”. why would you say that? the child’s gonna think i’m a prick now
3.
I’ve just accepted I will not sleep well tonight. I feel like a carvery ham under a heat lamp.
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My Catholic guilt watching me tick "no religion" on the next census
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Shadow Solicitor General Alan Cheese is said to be delighted with the news https://t.co/IenqTuH9Vj
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Irish people when they see someone doing well
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My favourite part of an Irish wedding is the day after and the official Finding Out What Time Did Everyone Go To Bed At ceremony.
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When Irish people say “Oh no no I couldn’t possibly” to a cup of tea, we’re just fulfilling the “rejecting the call” part of our hero’s journey.
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I know spar is not an Irish company but there’s something very Irish about a spar
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kate bush has 0 zero carbon emissions because she runs everywhere
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Every GAA ad: LIVING IN THIS COUNTRY IS ABSOLUTE, RELENTLESS, NONSTOP MISERY, BUT PLAYING THESE GAMES WHERE YOU CAN HATE THE NEXT TOWN OVER AT LEAST MAKES YOU FEEL SOMETHING
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Florida just wasn’t ready for a steamin Belfast man
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#Metrolink
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Irish people be like 'Tis far from it you were reared' and it's something basic like cups with handles or trousers.
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When I was 5 I went missing on my family while we were in a pub and reappeared on stage singing Thank You For The Music by ABBA and still, 22 years later, it’s still brought up every single time the family get together for drinks
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The baby was crying and the toddler took out her dummy and put it back in. A career in IT awaits
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Got rejected for A Place In The Sun 🙁