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    19 Irish Tweets That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Pulled A Jugular

    "Once a T-shirt gets turned into a pyjama top there’s no going back, can never wear it outside the house again."

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    Your fella runs up and down lifestyle when he's trying on runners

    Twitter: @Daaarts

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    The stairs in Stephens Green Shopping Centre

    Twitter: @Dave_B24

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    Twitter: @killersundymann

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    tried on a €900 coat yesterday and the sales girl was like its reversable…. so its basically 2 coats for €450 each ! i hope she wins sales woman of the year

    Twitter: @sazgeraghty

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    Everytime I see this on a toilet door I’m just like “ah yes the Eurythmics”

    Twitter: @seanbgoneill

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    If your name is Ruth and I took your taxi on Camden Street on Saturday night I’m honestly not even sorry it was baltic

    Twitter: @emma_lyonsx

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    Twitter: @Conconmonkey

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    Just told my boyfriend I feel ugly and he says ‘it’s fine we’re just going to dunnes’

    Twitter: @ashabashbash

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    once a tshirt gets turned into a pyjama top there’s no going back, can never wear it outside the house again

    Twitter: @katiekardashTD

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    Hey man I know you’re on your 30 minute lunch break but check out this video I saw on Facebook. It’s 11 minutes long and nothing funny happens in it. You have to watch it with me

    Twitter: @ghoulcabin

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    Asked for a roll in Centra but I got a pi instead. I'm here all week.

    Twitter: @mauricewalsh1

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    Twitter: @TheConorFinn

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    As an Irish person, I read this completely wrongly the first time. https://t.co/o9MX3E7OhZ

    Twitter: @SueKirk

    14.

    The Catholic Church in 20th Century Ireland: https://t.co/qd5aXFfOES

    Twitter: @RobertFrogert

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    I’ll always trust a shop with a big ice cream cone out front

    Twitter: @Caolan_Walsh

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    nothing quite hurt like when a guy texted my friend offering €500 to p*ss on him, and then texted me an hour later only offering me €100

    Twitter: @oisincarroll9

    17.

    why is getting your hair done so embarrassing . making small talk in my silly little cape like a fool

    Twitter: @chickpee_

    18.

    "oh no they took Derry Girls and called it British" aye wait till ye hear about Derry

    Twitter: @TheKateMcK

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    I obviously can’t afford a gaff or anywhere near it but every day I check Daft and Sherry Fitzgerald and all of them on the off-chance that they’re doing like… a giveaway.

    Twitter: @TVsCarlKinsella