If You're Having A Tough Week, I Highly Recommend Reading These Children's Hilarious Christmas Requests
Honestly, more of us should ask for rhinos IMO.
"My seven-year-old wants Santa to turn her into a dog for 24 hours so she can 'do dog things' and understand our family pet."
"Last year, my son only asked for two items – 1) a goat, and 2) Smile Direct Invisalign."
"I asked my son what he was going to ask Santa to bring him and he excitedly yelled 'CHEESE!'."
"Last year, my sister asked for (I kid you not) a stepping stool, a garbage can, wooden spoons – not to mix with, but to eat with – and Febreeze air freshener!"
"My seven-year-old son asked for a bar of gold. Like the ones in movies."
"My sister asked for a big rock when she was little. Like the boulders they have outside high schools."
"My son asked for a real rhino and a Komodo dragon costume."
"My son (who is four) asked for a HDMI cable."
"All my niece wanted one year was 'life-size, remote-control, wrestling monkeys'."
"My three-year-old asked me for another set of hands."
"My six-year-old daughter asked for a superhero cape."
"One year it was a Spanish-speaking Buzz Lightyear and a 'duck with two magnets'".
"At school, my six-year-old brother had to write a letter to Santa. He asked for a weekend!"
"My seven-year-old daughter asked for a giant pack of bacon this year."
"When I was a child, I asked for a lion cub."
"This year, my six-year-old sister asked for a stick for Christmas."
"My six-year-old asked for a unicorn that grants wishes."
"I asked my parents for several cans of shaving cream when I was five."
"My brother (who is allergic to dairy, BTW) asked for six boxes of pizza rolls."
"This year, my six-year-old asked for a candy dish full of peppermints."
"Every year, my son asks for a Costco-size box of Hot Pockets."
"My seven-year-old sister asked to become an elf."
"I asked my four-year-old son a few weeks ago what he wants Santa to bring him for Christmas. His answer was 'green pipes'."
"My three-year-old asked for pink toilet paper!"
"When my oldest was three or four, she asked Santa for a polar bear – and more specifically, a polar bear with a shooting star that appears when you open the present."
"My niece wrote her letter to Santa a few days ago and asked for a purple mattress."
"When I was five, I asked my parents for Sleeping Beauty to come live with us."
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