1.
when you test negative they should just text you ‘novid’
2.
do u ever just look at a couple and think ‘there’s no way they have sex’
3.
Not Pier’s getting fired on bin night? We really said Take the trash OUT !
4.
listen im as nationalist as the next person but when english depop girls don't charge me international shipping on an order because they think Ireland is in the UK....I'm not gonna correct them
5.
me when the total comes to €19.16
6.
I dunno why ppl love to make a big deal w returning things online? Literally all u have to do is send ur mam to the post office w it ?? So easy
7.
Hardly just paid €6 on 4 sausage rolls out of Dunnes? Feel like I’m after taking a mortgage out hahahah daylight robbery
8.
Lecturer: I’m going to put you into breakout rooms Me: hangs up
9.
she invented sustainable fashion
10.
You just had to be there
11.
I just wanted a cup of tea but then I asked if anyone else wanted tea and now I work in catering
12.
A lot of chat about people feeling shit after seeing Kendal Jenner’s body on insta... no one talking about how shit it feels to see a part-time yoga teacher and a stay at home dad build their dream mansion with an infinite budget on Grand Designs
13.
just how dock leaves grow next to nettles there's always a lidl right by an aldi
14.
Broke: Irish language mentor Woke: Fada figure
15.
every irish person knows at least one person who was an extra in Vikings im sorry i dont make the rules
16.
So let me get this straight We have A Minister for Sport who has never won an all-Ireland A Minister for Defence who has never shot someone A Minister for Children who is not a child A Minister for Food who refuses to be eaten And they call this democracy? ;(
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can’t believe Pat McGrath is a famous groundbreaking makeup artist and not like, the aul fella from up the road who’s really involved in the local GAA club