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Which Member Of Fish House Are You 2.0?

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  1. If your current program doesnt work out, whats your back up career plan

    gambling stoner
    pong hype man
    demotivational speaker
    relationship advisor
    pyromaniac
    spotify playlist creator
  2. appliance of choice

    george foreman grill/egg maker
    crockpot
    rice cooker
    microwave
    stove
    im vegan
  3. favourite animal

    cat
    quail
    cornish hens
    dog
    cooked dog
    quelph gryphon
  4. what does ken think of you

    thinks im an idiot and hates me lol
    friends with Adrian so doomed from day 1 lolz
    so fat lulz
    doesnt know im going on exchange
    doesnt know im going on exchange
    doesnt know im going on exchange
  5. how often do you shit a week

    normal amount
    normal amount
    normal amount
    normal amount
    in an average week i shit more than three times my body weight
    whenever the neighbours arent home ;)
  6. its saturday afternoon, where are you?

    Guelph
    the gym
    getting ready to go out
    somewhere in only my underwear
    home
    #integratedlearningcentre
  7. its sunday morning what are you doing

    recovering
    beating on short Mexican boys
    shitting at the gym
    sleeping
    missing the train back from guelph
    lol sarah h
  8. school smarts/street smarts ratio

    0/0 the limit does not exist
    0.7
    error cannot divide by zero
    0.8
    1
    1.5
  9. its a swim team party what are you doing

    sitting at the hospital with staples in my head
    naked on shrooms in the living room
    passed out on the front lawn without a shirt
    looking for a fight
    wherever the pong table is
    still in guelph
  10. what damage did you cause to the house this year

    put a human sized hole in the hallway
    stabbing wall with knife while on shrooms
    ripped off the banister
    left a giant ass fucking red stain the size of eastern manhattan in the living room
    drilled a hole into adrians room to watch him sleep
    clogged the pipes
  11. favourite expression

    suck my fat hungarian cock
    im going to jerk off nobody disturb me
    can i etransfer you 50 cents less?
    im soooo wasted right now
    can you tell ken im gonna be at guelph this weekend
    if youre shitting with the door closed youre doing it wrong
  12. alcohol of choice

    fireball
    apple crown and ginger ale
    anything in excess
    can i hit eight buckets instead?
    just grab me a mickey of anything
    twisted tea
  13. what stroke are you

    distance free
    also distance free
    breastroke
    anything but breastsroke
    no one really knows just cant be over 50 metres
    only freestyle or ken would actually shoot me
  14. its the first day in birch what are you doing

    stealing all of nicks food
    stealing all of nicks food
    in sweden facetiming us while we steal nicks food
    stealing all of nicks food
    stealing all of nicks food
    crying because youre nick
  15. goodnight

    not tonight uncle todd
    not tonight uncle todd
    not tonight uncle todd
    not tonight uncle todd
    not tonight uncle todd
    not tonight uncle todd

Which Member Of Fish House Are You 2.0?

You got: Adrian

If you got adrian, you most likely havent showered in the last three days due to binge love making with uncle todd. Though you probably have no street smarts, at least you know how to cook an egg in the microwave. And don't forget that deoderant is only for special occasions.

Adrian
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You got: Eric

If you got eric and you aren't lighting the coffee table on fire or stealing street signs, you're probably asleep. Congratulations, you haven't been arrested yet. Maybe once you get the staples out of your head, you'll actually attend class for once and Coach Carla will agree to go on a date with you.

Eric
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You got: Nick

If you got "Hi, i'm Nick Thompson", you're probably waking up in Utah beside Utah. Whether its burgers and beer, or beer and burgers, you're always down to ruin a carpet or two after a few too many 4loko's. Take me to the core.

Nick
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You got: Paul

If you got paul, you must have done the quiz wrong. It's not your fault your sister is so hot. Since you're apparently so skilled at fighting, maybe you can actually defend our ps4 and bagels the next time we get broken in to. The crazy russian hacker is our friend too. No Paul, suck my fat hungarian cock.

Paul
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You got: Matt

If you havent noticed, your gains at the gym have yet to come in. We may chirp you a lot, but dont worry, we still hate you. Whether you're cutting or bulking, those inspirational health tutorials on youtube are a great addition to your workout plan. Hopefully your testorone levels eventaully rise above 9 times less than the average woman.

Matt
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You got: Erik

I would like to take the time to formally congratulate you on your offer of admission to the University of Guelph. You have the uncanny ability to drink a mickey everytime you go out without anyone noticing. Keep making spotify playlists for our parties while youre in sweden or the world will go mad. Keep calm and carry on.

Erik
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