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Which Greek God Or Goddess Should You Hook Up With?

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Which Greek God Or Goddess Should You Hook Up With?

You got: Zeus

You should definitely hook up with Zeus. I mean, he's the king of the gods, hello?! And he LOVES mortals. Has he transformed himself into various animals to seduce you yet? He has??? OMG, he likes you!!!

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You got: Poseidon

Poseidon is SO hot – and his personal brand is ON POINT. I mean, that swimmer's body? That sweet trident he carries around everywhere? His power to sink ships at will? Are you kidding?! Go for it!

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You got: Hades

So you like guys you think you can "fix," huh? Then Hades is PERFECT for you. He's kind of been in a weird place for a while (I mean, literally: the underworld), but, I dunno, he does the melodramatic thing so well. I don't know what it is, but it's cute! He also goes by Pluto, in case you feel like searching for his brooding pics on social media. (Related: I probably wouldn't bring up Pluto not being a planet anymore to him...he's still pretty upset about that.) Oh, one more thing: if he likes you a lot, he might make you live in the underworld with him. Just a warning. It's happened before.

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You got: Athena

OMG, Athena is amazing! Seriously, I don't know a single person who has ever said anything bad about her. I mean, have you gone out with anyone else who has an entire CITY named after them?! She's insanely smart, has some serious tact, and everyone knows she has the most gorgeous eyes! As long as you make a good impression on her, she'll make sure you have the best date ever. If you can get all that armor off (and get her to set down that dangerous spear), it'll be worth it ;)

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You got: Hephaestus

You should totally hook up with my friend Hephaestus! He's sooo nice, I think you'll really like him! Of course I'm not trying to imply he's ugly, why would you even think that?! Listen, he's really crafty and so smart. Oh yeah...just a heads-up: he doesn't have a car, so he might pick you up for your date on a donkey? It'll be cool though, I promise!

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You got: Dionysus

Dionysus is such a little hottie, and definitely a partier, so if you want to have a good time, you should hit him up! He's kind of immature, but he's pretty much living an eternal frat boy lifestyle, so what can you really expect?

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You got: Hera

Cougar alert!! Tbh, you'd treat her so much better than Zeus (although that's not very hard). Hera is a classy lady, so you'd better take her somewhere nice. She's kind of a handful, though; if you mess things up with her, she might try to get back at you.

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You got: Persephone

Queen of the underworld: that sounds so hot! She actually spends part of the year with her mom, so you should probably catch her when she's up there. Oh, I just thought of something: If you want to get on her good side, buy her a pomegranate. She loves those!

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You got: Aphrodite

Do I even need to explain how beautiful, seductive, and constantly adored and desired Aphrodite is? Yeah, I didn't think so! You'll probably fall in love with her the second you meet her; she's just that amazing. I dare you to even try to stay away from Aphrodite!

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You got: Artemis

Artemis is SO COOL. She's like, always in the woods hanging out with animals, and she totally knows how to wield a bow and arrow. She's stylish AF, but also an EXTREMELY BADASS feminist. You know what? You should actually just be best friends with her, because she's awesome.

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You got: Apollo

Apollo is soo great! Like his twin sister Artemis, he really knows his way around a bow and arrow. And he's a musician, so he'll serenade you if you want. He has kind of a big ego, but we can all relate to that sometimes. You'd have so much fun hanging out with him and his Muse friends. Just don't get too attached because I think he might be in love with a laurel tree??

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