An ambiguous city.Suburbia.In a cruel world that chewed me up and spit me out.My hometown.Hollywood.My stupid high school.
To get revenge.To get my husband's GORGEOUS golf caddy to fall in love with me.To ruin several people's lives.To have the perfect Christmas!!!TO PARTY!To teach Kimberly a LESSON.
Do you really think I'm going to ruin my plan by telling you?I don't even have to try. I will have that caddy.By spreading as many lies as possible.With love, the spirit of the holidays, and a little help from my family and friends. :)Ha! I can do whatever I want, bitches!WE'RE SO MAD AT KIMBERLY, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLAN! RIGHT, GUYS?
Oh, they know who they are, and that's all that matters.My BORING, OLD husband. Why won't he just DIE already so Joshua and I can be together?!These people who think they can walk all over me.The man who wants to shut down the Christmas pageant!Paparazzi, society, and everyone who doesn't understand me.Have you even been listening??!!! KIMBERLY!!!!!!!!!
I'll have my revenge... but it'll come at a price.Joshua and I WILL be together. SOMEHOW.I'll be ruined by my own lies.Christmas will be saved!!!!!!!Tragically, but also not 100% truthfully.WITH KIMBERLY OUT OF THE PICTURE.
What Would The Lifetime Movie About You Be Called?
Ten years after the mysterious disappearance of your brother, you stumble upon a clue scribbled on a train ticket that leads you down an obsessive path of merciless vengeance. You'll do whatever it takes to find out what really happened all those years ago... but will you get more than you bargained for in the end?
You marry a rich man for his money, but after several years in suburbia with no friends, you become bored. You soon fall for your husband's attractive, young golf caddy, and hatch a plan to seduce him.
You're an entrepreneur whose restaurant is going out of business. When you you make a risky deal in an attempt to keep it afloat, you're set on a path of lies, fraud, and treachery you never imagined.
You return to your hometown for Christmas after several years to find that it's now a much different place. Most of your high school friends have moved away, and the beloved Christmas pageant you participated in every December hasn't run in years for "budgetary reasons"... but is there more to the story? Can you save the pageant and uncover the truth with the help of an old flame?
This biopic details your early life, your success, your pitfalls, and your tragic end. You are played by someone who looks nothing like you.
You are a typical ninth-grader, but you hold a dark secret: You and your closest friends have devised a twisted plot to off a classmate, all because of an autocorrect mistake.