1.You may already know this, but it's fall. Did you hear that? I SAID IT'S FALL.
2.But sadly, for a lot of people, that's just not enough.
3.For many, the second the summer ends, certain feelings come out.
4.Feelings that have been shut away for so long. Feelings that normal people just don't understand.
5.So for those of us who only wait for the cold, sinister embrace of Halloween, September is just extra prep time.
6.And let me tell you, for the Halloween-obsessed, the waiting is oh so hard.
7.But it's okay, because even in September, most stores know how to give the people what they want.
8.And it's a terribly satisfying feeling to descend upon those goodies in the store, like the ghoul you are.
9.That feeling is second only to the one you get when you step back and take a look at the macabre masterpiece you created in your home with those very decorations.
10.Living in a spooky atmosphere almost makes it feel like you have stretched Halloween out into two months, rather than just one night.
11.But wait! Just when it seemed like it was never going to come...
12.HERE IT IS.
13.EASILY THE BEST TIME OF YEAR.
14.The time of year when the spooky-at-heart can finally, FINALLY be themselves.
15.The time of year when people stop being polite and START GETTING WICKED.
16.It's a time for creepy crafting...
17....and discovering the dumbest (and yet most enjoyable) puns imaginable.
18.Plus, anyone who loves Halloween knows that it's the best time of year for looking ~fabulous.~
19.Not to mention all the eerily exciting rides, haunted houses, and costume parties we have to look forward to.
20.Think of this as a PSA: You'd better start living the Halloween life now, before it's too late...
21....because once it's over, it'll REALLY be over.