This is my new gentleman friend, Percy. He is superb. Do you think you compare to him at all? I doubt it, but I guess we'll find out.
I would also take you to The Cheesecake Factory, but I would buy you two more cheesecakes than Percy did.I would take you to Wendy's. They are having a sale on square burgers.I would invite you to my townhouse for a meal incorporating many spices from my spice rack.I would give you a printed copy of the Food Pyramid so you can pick which category of food you'd like to eat; we'd figure it out from there.
No. My arms are so, so short, but I can still reach things on high shelves.My arms are normal length, which I'm sure you'll find satisfactory.I'm willing to bet my arms are actually longer than Percy's.
I didn't know you had a son.I would read bedtime stories to your son.I would watch a series of documentaries on the War of 1812 with your son on Blu-Ray.I would teach your son a new skill, like whittling.
I drink twelve glasses of water a day as well, but it's not filtered.I never drink water, but I am constantly doing squats.Percy may be physically stronger than me in every way, but I think I could win in a battle of wit.Percy is both stronger than me in mind and body. I concede to him.
You know nothing. I have, and I can do it again anytime I want.I, too, have felt Percy's arms around me, but I know for a fact they're only long enough to go around two and a half times. I'm sorry, but I will never date a liar.I maintain that my normal-length arms are satisfactory; everyone tells me so.I literally cannot measure up to Percy. This is clear.
Would You Be A Better Date Than My New Man?
Nice try, but my handsome beau is better than you, and everyone knows it.
Lucky for you, I just called Percy, and he is totally open to me dating other people, because he is a sensational man. I'll let you take me to The Cheesecake Factory once. I hope for your sake that you impress me.
You really impressed me just now! I almost can't believe it, but you seem even better than Percy, if that's even possible. Please, will you take me to The Cheesecake Factory tonight?!