5 p.m.6 p.m.7 p.m.7:30 p.m.
It closes at 6pm!
A broken down antiques storeHis daughter's preschoolThe Chum BucketA bankrupt retirement home
It was a bankrupt retirement home!
"HOOPLA!""WOOHOO!""THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS...""HEAR YE, HEAR YE!"
He's shouting, "HOOPLA!"
A state-of-the-art flipping prototypeA priceless, stainless steel grill accessoryAn advanced patty control mechanismA one-of-a-kind patty organizer
It's an advanced patty control mechanism!
"I'm pretending I'm somewhere else right now."I really wish I weren't here right now!""I really don't want to be here!""I wish I were anywhere else right now."
The button says "I really wish I weren't here right now!"
"People Order Our Patties""Patty, Onion, Other stuff, Put it all together""People Obey Our Prices""Please Obey Our Policies"
It's People Order Our Patties, of course!
"Every customer is a walking dollar bill!""Make me money or you're fired!""It could be worse!""The money is always right!"
"The money is always right!"
Caressing itKissing itLicking itMarrying it
He was licking it!
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