When you have the fan on and it's blowing a few tiny hairs around on your forehead and the constant light sensation is more than you can bear.When you press the elevator button and then someone presses it again literally one second after watching you press it.When a group of people rush to fill up an elevator that you were waiting for first.When you step on a wet floor with socks on.When you buy something online and automatically get subscribed to their newsletter.When you try to unsubscribe from a newsletter but they make you sign in first.When you finally unsubscribe but then they send you another email saying you've been unsubscribed.When you try to rip a piece off of a roll of packing or duct tape, but you can't pick the whole edge up and it splits.When a piece of food is stuck in your teeth/gums but you can't even figure out where it is.Watching someone eat/taste something on TV.When someone chews with their mouth open.When you're in a public restroom and someone doesn't wash their hands before leaving.When someone chooses the stall/urinal right next to you in an otherwise empty restroom.When you turn off the notifications on a Facebook post but still get notifications.People who spit in public.Credit card chip readers that inexplicably take forever to read your card.Stores/bars/restaurants that only accept cash.Headphones that hurt your ears after wearing them for a few hours.Car alarms.When people misspell two separate words as one combined word, or hyphenate two words that shouldn't be hyphenated.When you bring home a new plant and it dies immediately.Having dry hands and not having access to any lotion.When it's really bright out and you forgot your sunglasses at home.When someone stands too close to you in line.When you come across a spoiler of a TV show/movie online.When you go to a cafe, deli, or fast food restaurant and they stare at you while you decide what to order.ASMR.Not having anything to get the dirt out from under your fingernails.When a website loads slower than a fraction of a second.When a text on your iPhone doesn't go through and you're forced to 'Send as text message'Radio commercials.When you subscribe to a service that offers a free trial period, and you forget to unsubscribe and get charged.Itchy clothing tags.When you pour cereal in a bowl and THEN realize you don't have enough milk.When it wasn't supposed to rain and then it rains.When someone unfollows you on Twitter.When someone unfriends you on Facebook.When people write super vague Facebook statuses or tweets that are obviously about a very specific situation or person.When someone tries to talk to you when you're wearing headphones.When you get that popup on your computer asking you to install updates every single day (because you keep choosing "remind me tomorrow" every single day).Ads that play before videos.When the grocery store doesn't have that one thing you're looking for.When you see a notification pop up on your phone while you're using an app, but you don't see what it is before it goes away, and you never figure out what it was.When your phone vibrates but it's locked, and you never figure out what it was.When you search everywhere you can possibly think of online for that one item of clothing you want, but you can't find it.When you can't remember whether you're remembering something from a dream or a TV show, and you never figure it out.When there's a celebrity whose face you can picture perfectly, but you can't remember their name at all.When you spend all day looking for something to no avail, but then a few days later find it in one of the spots you already looked.
How Easily Annoyed Are You Actually?
As a wise person once said, it's all just water off a duck's back! You let it go; you go with the flow, and pretty much every other metaphor that has to do with water and flowing.
Hey, not bad! Who DOESN'T get annoyed sometimes, right?? Generally though, you don't let stuff bother you, so way to go.
I mean, the little things do get to you, though you do let some some of them go. Life's a balancing act. Just keep balancing. On that tightrope. Life's a tightrope. In a circus. Where was I going with this??
Every little thing annoys you, and you know what, buddy? I'm right there with you. I'll see you at the next Easily Annoyed Anonymous meeting.