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Which Sext Should I Send?

Which of these sexts should I send? I'm totally second-guessing myself!

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I had never heard of sexting before but I'm trying to do this thing where I don't turn down new opportunities for growth and learning, so I decided to send one to my husband, Leroy.

  1. I've narrowed it down to these. Which should I send?

    Hi Honey. This is a Sext!
    I’m wearing a long shapeless linen dress ;)
    Hey <3 Sexting you from Sharon P.'s new patio love u ttyl
    Hey left you a voice mail earlier letting you know I was about to sext you. Here is the sext. :) Bye
    its a Sext
    Hey Leroy. Please go to the bank TODAY and deposit those checks. Thx
    Sharon says hi! this is a sext
    warning: sexual text coming through: U R Looking Good !! :)
    I've enjoyed our 36 years of marriage!
    Thinking about your Tushy ;)
    Sharon’s potato salad wasn’t great today
    You are a great provider and father

Which Sext Should I Send?

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I've narrowed it down to these. Which should I send?
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    Hi Honey. This is a Sext!
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    I’m wearing a long shapeless linen dress ;)
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    Hey <3 Sexting you from Sharon P.'s new patio love u ttyl
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    Hey left you a voice mail earlier letting you know I was about to sext you. Here is the sext. :) Bye
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    its a Sext
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    Hey Leroy. Please go to the bank TODAY and deposit those checks. Thx
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    Sharon says hi! this is a sext
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    warning: sexual text coming through: U R Looking Good !! :)
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    I've enjoyed our 36 years of marriage!
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    Thinking about your Tushy ;)
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    Sharon’s potato salad wasn’t great today
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    You are a great provider and father

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