After much consideration, I have decided I will let my son Webster go to his junior prom, but now he needs a date, and time is running out.
I have begun screening potential dates for him. Do you qualify?
The front stoop of my houseThe YMCATo Jayksonn's (Webster's best friend's) house to play video games and swim in his hot tubThe diner next to the Verizon store
The diner is pre-approved by me.
The Texas Roadhouse in the strip mall is under construction, so the diner next to the Verizon store will have to do. Webster loves their coleslaw. Under no circumstances may Webster EVER go to Jayksonn's house! Jayksonn is a bad influence and a terror, and his parents let him drink caffeine after 1pm! Need I say more?
GrayBurnt umberMustard, because it's the color of our carpets (not because Webster likes mustard– he will not tolerate it!)Clear
Webster's favorite color is burnt umber. You must be willing to wear this color.
His favorite color was clear until he was 16, though.
"Lady In Red" by Chris de Burgh"Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson"Penny," an original song by Webster about his favorite literary character, Felicity the American Girl"You Are My Sunshine," which I sing to Webster almost every night
It's perfectly fine for your favorite song to also be a song you wrote yourself.
I don't know how to work the iPod, so if you'd be willing to help Webster put his song on at the prom, that would definitely help your chances as a prom date candidate.
But...that's not even a question...?
I just wanted you to be aware that if you go to the prom with my Webster, I'll be watching you at all times. There will be no horsing around with my son at the prom, that's for sure!
Just walk up to him and ask himPass him a note at schoolCall him on our landline, explain to me why you're calling, and then ask him.Make him a handmade card with a poem, including a line that rhymes with Webster
There's no need to be spontaneous.
Just give us a call.