1. It's way too easy for ghosts to spend an eternity on the couch.
2. Their (after)lives can be boring AF.
3. They understand the frustration that comes when things just don't go according to plan.
4. Ghost squads have a few dull moments (in between the fun).
5. They know the ups and downs of love all too well.
6. Their ghoul friends have figured out exactly how to mess with them.
7. There are quite a few things they've forgotten over the years– some more important than others.
8. Sometimes people really get under (or rather, through?) their skin.
9. Ghosts know how hard it is to clean, and how easy it is to procrastinate.
10. They often feel tragically misunderstood.
11. Others don't always think their pranks are as funny and lighthearted as they do.
My phone is haunted as fuck
12. They're stubborn souls who want to win every argument.
13. Most of all, they just want a good deal.
