Afoxx

When talking to my significant other, I just tell them that "I'm unavailable." As in, "These cramps suck, and I really wanna bang you, but I'm unavailable." It's non graphic and gets the point across.

The dead eyed stares of the Chevron mascots gave me reoccurring nightmares for years. They'd suddenly appear, rev the engine, and then run me over. I'd wake up crying. I seriously was traumatized for years by these things. Tell me that face doesn't look like it's hiding something… Read More

Tomato soup the day after drinking. The lycopene helps reduce nausea, and if you eat it with toast or crackers, the carbs will act as a sponge to soak up the alcohol. Have plenty of water and just a little "hair of the dog" and you should be in good shape. Also eating something and… Read More

I grew up in Anaheim, CA and our family always had annual passes. Disney was a huge part of my childhood, and this song from Aladdin was so magical to me as a little girl and every time I heard it, it made me think anything was possible. Now my family is scattered all over the states,… Read More

It's petty, but my worst Valentine's Day happened when I was 18. After 7 months of dating this guy, I was super excited because I had always made it a point to not be in relationships around V Day if I wasn't serious about the person. It's an arbitrary holiday, but I took it as a… Read More

My mom temporarily disowned me once for dying my hair black. I was 18, and just moved out of the house, and already have very dark brown hair. I was uninvited to my sister's birthday lunch with the family and she "couldn't even look at me" for a few months. Years later and I'm still… Read More

Was using the app for fun, random words and lots of blips on the radar appeared. Nothing really telling. The area that shows letters and words of intelligent spirits trying to communicate lit up quite a bit with the same series of letters. I finally asked "who are you?" The word that… Read More

The background should have been the song "That's not my name."

My dad always told this joke when I was a kid. Cheesy funny as most dad jokes are, definitely not "LOL" funny.

When I was a server (last year) I made $2.19/hour. After taxes, servers pay checks are incredibly small. They rely on tips as their main income.