“Only using drums will help our band get featured on Stereogum!”
“Our parents didn’t give us names because putting labels on things is too commercial.”
Regular Person: “Do you want to go shopping?” Williamsburg Hipster: “Oh, no. I actually make all of my own clothes from scratch.” Regular Person: “Why is that?” Williamsburg Hipster: “Because I am a better person than you.”
“My name is Little Red Riding Hood and I’m off to grandma’s house to leech some free cash. Wolf Parade tickets don’t pay for themselves!”
“Yes! Fire upon the Nickelback listeners!”
“The printing press is the new tumblr.”
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