1. “Feet off the couch! I was going to have sex on that!”
Charlie Sheen teaching children strong values
2. “Just trying to have sex with some grocery store broads”
Charlie Sheen at the grocery store
3. “Hey! You aren’t supposed to still be here!”
Charlie Sheen upset that his one night stand tried to stay for breakfast
4. “Hey I think there is a fire out here. I should come in”
Charlie Sheen using his classic charm
5. “I read a book!”
Charlie Sheen proving that he is more than just an incredibly attractive individual
6. Ed. Note: “Oh God! Run! Run!”
Charlie Sheen proving he is just a great guy all around
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