Response to 10 Sci-Fi Inventions You Didn’t Know Were Real:
No they haven’t. I’ve been to their site. It’s b.s.
Response to Yet Another Reason To Mention Britney Spears In The Same Sentence As Elvis And Bob Dylan:
Well…it’s not for her singing.
Response to "Sparrow Face" Is The New Duck Face:
Asians (girls especially) have always been very much into doing faces when posing for photos.
True. If a clean resolution were to be put to a vote it would pass. Boehner is just too afraid of getting flanked on the right by another tea party crazy.
In conclusion Boehner is a coward and 800,000 people have to suffer for it.
Response to 20 Things Dads Like:
As a dad I wish to address these:
1 Why not? It’s just a shirt. As you get older you’re no longer obsessed with what others will think of your fashion sense as if it were the most important thing in the world.
2 Grilling is great because people leave you alone for a little bit.
3 It’s difficult to talk to your older kids because you have difficulty relating. It’s not that we like it.
4 After a few years in the real world you’ve been broke and in financial trouble a few times. You know the importance of saving when you can.
5 Getting to choose to listen to the music you actually like instead of bieber, 1 direction, gaga, etc.? Hell yes!
6 That’s what vacations are for!
7 Actually not a fan.
8 Where else are you going to put your phone? In your pocket? No, thanks. Though personally I prefer cargo pants with lots of pockets, but depending on your job they may not be appropriate.
9 When you have to pay for stuff, free air travel is great.
10,11 and 12 Not my particular case, so I’ll skip them.
13 You kids merely adopted the internet, we have been using it since it as born, we created it, we molded it, etc. There are some people who are not good but I generally call bullshit on this point.
14 When you have responsibilities, you get tired.
15 When you have responsibilities, you have to fix stuff.
16 Don’t use them.
17 The digestive system doesn’t work as well as it used to. It’s not that we ‘like’ that.
18 Stopping at ‘every’ stop, no thanks.
19,20 OK God I have too much time on my hands, I should be at work. Stupid republican shutdown!!
Republicans take 800,000 hostages, there’s bound to be thousands of sad stories out there.
But why not talk about the fact republicans are trying to subvert the democratic process?
Alright! I’m going to Cuba! …oh, wait.
After your recommendation I thought I’d check it out. Typed “vial porn” into google images. Gotta say, not my cup of tea.
Response to The Woman Who Prevented A School Shooting, Antoinette Tuff, Received A Call From President Obama Tonight:
“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun”
-Wayne LaPierre, NRA’s executive vice president.
This is fantastic work!
Especially because you’re writing and then you think: “wait a minute, what brand pen am I using?”
And you can’t really go on without knowing that, now can you?
Response to The 12 Types Of Bazingas On The Big Bang Theory:
Others have expressed it better, so I defer:
As obnoxious as Sheldon is, the fact that he has a catchphrase vaults him into the upper echelon of the show’s many failings. Catchphrases are not comedy. This is the lesson we all learned from Saturday Night Live’s darkest days. And yet, for some reason, Chuck Lorre and his cronies see fit to have Sheldon follow up jokes with “Bazinga!” like it’s a thing. Even worse, Warner Brothers has actually trademarked the nonsense word. Yeah, we really need to put a stop to all that bootleg Bazinga merchandise! Good move, guys.
Read them all at: http://www.ugo.com/tv/11-reasons-geeks-hate-the-big-bang-theory?page=2
#7 the winner.
At least Elizabeth Hasselbeck…
at least… No she was awful too.
#1 Made me be in love with her for many years. I only got over it with ‘Homeland’
#9 makes total sense.
Response to George Zimmerman Found Not Guilty:
Just because it’s legal. Is the reason he was found not guilty. The courts and the jury is only there to decide if it’s legal or not. Nothing else.
Response to George Zimmerman Found Not Guilty:
The way that stupid ‘stand your ground’ law is written this was going to happen.
As much as everyone is upset about it, the problem is that law.
Response to 23 Occasions That Don’t Call For A Selfie:
Is Zimmerman a racist?
Is he a bully with a gun?
Did he stalk Trayvon?
Did he go looking for trouble?
Did he get out of his car and started harassing him?
I would probably say yes to all of these. However, under Florida law the thing is: Do you fear for your life? Yes? Then go ahead and kill the other guy.
These “Stand your ground laws” are idiotic and should be changed. Did Zimmerman fear for his life?
Maybe he was. It maybe impossible to say he wasn’t beyond a reasonable doubt.
Is Zimmerman guilty under Florida law?
Probably not. Before you call me a Zimmerman supporter or apologist. I think what he did is terrible. I think he should go to jail. But under Florida law I don’t see how they can send him there.