Pro: Hurricane parties.
Con: Actual hurricanes.
Pro: The beach.
Pro: It's never cold.
Con: It's never not hot.
Pro: It's always sunny.
Con: It is somehow also always rainy???
Pro: The wildlife is amazing.
Con: They don't stay in the wild.
Pro: Theme parks are only a short drive away.
Con: The state's overrun with tourists.
Pro: The news is never boring.
Con: You have to constantly tell people that not all Floridians are crazy.
Pro: It's so hot that you never have to wear pants.
Con: You always have to shave your legs
Pro: You have more Publixes than any other state.
Con: You also have more retirees than any other state.
Con: Most of central Florida.
Pro: You don't have to buy winter clothes.
Con: You need a jacket if it gets below 70 degrees.
Pro: You live where everyone wishes they lived.
It's the land of palm trees, beaches, beautiful humans, and crazy people. But you wouldn't have it any other way.