1. Because you know how to work what good Glob gave you.
Like, really work it.
2. But you stay humble, somehow!
3. And you always — always — stick by your bros.
4. Because you're slamacow complex.
5. And you've got great instincts.
6. But that doesn't mean you can't dumb it down when you want to.
7. Did we mention that you're wise beyond your years?
8. Sure, you might not have all the answers...
9. ...but you know exactly what makes you happy.
(And yeah, OK, more often than not it’s food.)
10. Because maybe you don't have this "grown-up" thing completely figured out yet...
11. ...and, sure, you can be a little indecisive sometimes...
...but you know what?
12. Life's a big shindig, and you're the life of the party!
13. And hey, we ain't even mad about it.
14. So, high five!
Better!
BOOM!
15. Because most importantly, you're awesome.
16. So deal with it.
