1. A coffee grinder to help you whip up a cup of brew that'll put Starbucks to shame.
2. A set of eight steak knives so you can host a fancy dinner party for your friends and feel like a real adult.
3. An air vent magnetic phone holder because you'd be lost without your GPS!
4. A kitchen scale for measuring out your ingredients perfectly because eyeballing it just doesn't give you the best results.
5. A Curious George stuffed animal your kids (and you) will love.
6. A KitchenAid spiralizer attachment — it may help you eat some more vegetables!
7. A Fitbit screen protector to keep your screen safe while you're living your best active life.
8. A waterproof sports watch with an LED backlight so you can see it in the dark.
9. A bottle of Argan oil hair serum with vitamin E — it may help your dry hair look instantly more hydrated and luscious!
10. A roll of dog waste bags and a dispenser for cleaning up after your pooch, which is literally the only negative thing about owning a dog.
11. Oh wait... and a pet hair remover if your couch has more fur than your pet does. Just keep reminding yourself, "I love my pets. I love my pets."
12. A moisture-wicking headband because nothing will ruin a workout quite like sweat dripping into your eyes and blinding you.
13. A Hanes women's T-shirt you'll want to buy in every color.
14. A gauge for keeping track of your tire pressure so you don't end up stranded on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck.
15. A rope dog toy to give to the good boy or good girl in your life.
16. A stainless-steel scraper/chopper that'll help you try to make at-home pizza before you give up and order a pie for delivery.
17. A weather-proof mat perfect for a picnic or day at the beach.
18. A portable power bank with two USB ports so you can share and earn yourself some good karma.
19. A pack of two microfiber cleaning cloths to finally get those eternally dirty screens and lenses back to brand new condition.
20. A nail biting prevention polish that makes your nails taste bitter and gross and may help you kick your life long nail biting habit!
21. A pack of four LED lanterns to make your campsite totally lit.
22. A grout cleaning brush for fixing your nasty bathroom tiles that you probably haven't cleaned... ever.
23. A 1950s style dress so you can pretend you were born in a different decade.
The reviews here have been edited for length and/or clarity.