Which Old-School Pro Wrestling Legend Are You?
You're the legend. An icon. You changed the game and all the top guys owe you a debt for paving the way. But it's more than that. Whether you're tearing your shirt, flexing your muscles or suggesting our children take their vitamins, you're a real American hero.
You're a badass. Your old employer didn't respect you and you proceeded to pummel them into the ground for a decade. You represent everyone who's been kicked while they were down, got up, dusted yourself off and kicked ass, middle finger in the air and a beer -- or 10 in hand.
You're the best trash talker in town. Half-performer, half-action hero, you're quicker, funnier and have more eyebrow control than anyone who dares to take you on. And that's the thing. You can back up the trash talk every time.
There is likely something wrong with you. You're maniacal and hilarious. You like pranking people. You take every joke too far and make people want to beat you up. "Good luck with that," you say, cackling.
You're the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. Oh, and you do it all as the nicest-looking baby face out there. All is well and good until someone betrays you. Then watch out.
You're a sexy boy, not someone's boy toy. You've got the looks, that drive the girls wild. You've got the moves, that really move 'em. You send chills up and down their spines. When you're not busy being the heartbreak kid you might be seen dealing out some sweet chin music. Up and down their spines.
Beloved and mysterious, no one knows that much about you but that's why they can't get enough of you. You're an outsider by choice, and you've never taken the conventional route because you know you can blaze your own trail. You like face paint.
You are basically insane. You are the ultimate archetype of strength and intensity and a physically impressive competitor. You would do anything to enhance your performance. We would pat you on the back, but frankly, we're terrified of you.
Oooh yeah! You are basically a crazy person. You get an insane look in your eyes and speak in a raspy voice, but damn if you don't do it in sparkly-sequined style. But besides your over the top theatrics, what makes you a legend is that you always bring it day in and day out.
You are a giant, but also a big softie. You like hugs. You are physically imposing but maybe the largest part of you is your big heart. No one should get on your bad side though, just to be safe.
Woooo! You're the nature boy. You have an affinity for flashy, feather-edged robes and getting under people's skin. You invented gym, tan, laundry way before the Jersey Shore clowns. You're arrogant but also one of the greatest to ever do it.
You're a clutch performer. You're at your best when the lights are brightest and mere mortals would buckle under the pressure. Your consistent excellence means no one is more respected than you. But deep down you have a nice side not many get to see. You're always there for a friend because after all, maybe your biggest flaw is that you care too much.