1. This was the first banner ad on the internet.

2. Over 5.3 trillion banner ads were served to U.S. users in 2012.

3. Ninety-nine percent of Web users do not click on ads.

Because billboards are so two-thousand and late.
It was for AT&T, it ran back in the Ancient Days of October 1994, and, in retrospect, it's pretty darn pleased with itself. The ad was intended to tie into AT&T's then-current "You Will" campaign, which stressed high-tech things that subscribers would be able to do on AT&T networks, and makes the whole thing feel a little less like a piece of internet real estate is challenging you to a game of Truth or Dare.
That's a full trillion more banner ads than back in 2009, which can mean only one thing: THIS IS WHAT THE MAYANS WERE WARNING US ABOUT.
Alas! So many cartoon monkeys left un-shocked! So many free iPods and for-real-you-guys cash rewards gone unclaimed!
That's down from 32% of users in 2007, and 16% of users in 2009. Come 2014 and we'll be able to trace them all back to the same small-town public library that your internet-impaired parents go to.
To be fair, we Americans have notoriously pudgy fingertips.
Even littler known fact: The internet was originally intended to be called "The Ministry of Silly Things to Click On," but that never really caught on.
Say what you will about the ol' Red, White, and Blue, but we sure love those "PUNCH MIKE TYSON AND WIN AN IPHONE" banner ads. Kind of.
Way back in 1994, the same year as the aforementioned first banner ad. Perhaps even more interesting: The first online purchase was -- you guessed it -- a piping hot Pizza Hut pizza.
But when a computerized entity follows you from place to place in the real world, they're called a "Terminator."
The secondary search feature bypasses all advertising with a click, meaning roughly 1% of the site's users completely miss out on its ads.
That's over $30 billion more than the $8.1 billion spent in 2001. As of 2013, that number's expected to hit a staggering $42 billion. That's serious Scrooge McDuck Tier dough, you guys.