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11 Photoshopped Images of Nicolas Cage Which Would Make AMAZING TV Shows/Movies

Everyone always picks on poor Nicolas Cage because of his participation in awful movies. I don't agree. I think he is a very good* actor, and he could very well play all of these characters flawlessly. *at least his very early work was good...right?

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11. The Nicolas and Frog

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A beautiful story about a princess who kissed a frog, believing it would turn him back into a prince, only to be turned into a frog himself! with a twist: the princess frog can summon demons, and turn into flaming skeleton who rides a motorcycle into the depths of hell and back, all the while sporting a fantastic demonic leather jacket.

Only until they find the true meaning of love (or slay Satan), can the frogs return to their normal human selves. One of Disney's best.

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Believing himself to be the wisest in the Jedi Council, he is always up for giving advice. Advice like:

"Yell at all times you must." and

"explosions necessary when signing a contract."

When he could not defeat Darth Sidious we were lead to believe that he fled because Dagobah was the only planet in which Darth Sidious and Darth Vader could not reach him. In actuality he fled to practice acting.

9. Black Cage (or Nicolas Swan)

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An inspiring movie about a dancer who just wants to be perfect in every single way possible. She watches Nicolas Cage movies until she decides to become Nicolas Cage. She struggles with hallucinations of becoming Nicolas Cage, and there's even this weird lesbian scene that becomes a hetero scene, only to become a metaphor or something confusing like that.

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The X Gene has taken a turn for the best, it now mutates people's faces into Nicolas Cage's face. It sounds a bit farfetched, but this premise probably still would have made a better movie than X-Men 3.

7. The Caged Passanger

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A serial killer that murders his victims in the worst way: forcing them to watch Nicolas Cage movies, and giving a commentary as he watches with them.

"In this scene, John Malkovich actually improvised his lines. So I went with it, and gave some of my own improvisation. It was cut out from the final version because the director said 'it did not fit with the tone of the movie,' but in our final moments together, he finally agreed."

6. Caged Within Cage

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Being in control of Nicolas Cage's body wouldn't be the worst thing to happen to him. One could easily say "no" to the projects that are not worth the time or effort, and say "yes" to the movies that will get his career back on the right track.

Unfortunately, this means that you will have to be Nicolas Cage.

5. Toy Story 4: The Toys Are Out of the Cage

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After Andy left Woody, he could not bear the loneliness. He mutilated his face to an actor he saw Andy watching once, in hopes that his master would come back and play with him one more time. The other toys are scared but Woody Cage tells them, "there's nothing to fear, if you ain't got nothin' to hide." Not sure where Pixar is going with this one. He now says things like:

"You're my favorite Deputy! And if you abandon me I'll blow you up."

"There's a snake in my boot! I won't hesitate to kill your mother if you even think of selling me."

and finally,

"Yeehaw! cowboy! Bow down to Satan our lord!!"

4. Gandalf the Cage

"Through fire and water, on the lowest dungeon of the highest peak, I fought him: the Balrog of Morgoth . . . I've been sent back, until my task is done. The task you ask? To star in every movie I possibly can, to whisper and shout until I can move no longer."

3. Nicolas Montana

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The best of both worlds! During the day, she's a normal girl who goes to school. At night, she has been forced into prostitution to pay off the incredible debt she has accumulated over the 4 years in university.

2. AVADA CAGEDAVRA

"I'm going to kill you, Harry Potter. I'm going to destroy you. After tonight, no one will ever again question my power. After tonight if they speak of you, they'll only speak of how you begged to watch my movies. And how I, being a merciful Lord, obliged. Do you want to start with Adaptation, or Con Air?"

1. Jean-Cage Nickard

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"Captain's log, star date: 43125.8. We have entered a region in space-time where our faces have been altered to 21st century Academy Award winner, Nicolas Cage. Really? He got on Oscar before Leonaro DiCaprio? How strange we humans were in the 21st century. I can't help but chuckle."

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