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When I was in college, I had a friend that drank too much and passed out on our couch. When she was asleep, she peed all over the couch and then woke up and left before any of us noticed. When I found out, I meant to send a text to my roommates “omg she pissed all over our couch… Read More

...pretty sure she means that a women sharing a same-sex experience with some one doesn’t imply she is a lesbian.

I️ only eat medium rare burgers. Beef is not something you need to worry about. It’s pork and chicken that you need to be careful with.

My girlfriend at the time was giving me a bj. My dad opened the door and ended up staring me right in the eyes as I finished. Horrifying.

How exactly does going to school for 2 years as a poly sci major mean "almost went to law school"...?

Since the world is a sphere (3D) and these pictures are 2D, it's impossible for the land masses to be accurately represented. There are theorems in mathematics that show why it is impossible to accurately map the world onto a two dimensional thing such as a paper.