I am a realist by way of exaggeration and selective grotesquery.
I appeal to every holy warrior in the land of Iraq to exert all efforts in this holy month so that God may enable us to capture some of the Western dogs to swap them with our sheik and get him out of his dark prison.
I think there are 2 types of people in this world, those who like Leno and those who like Letterman. In a just universe all Leno fans would be hunted for sport a la "Surviving the Game" staring Ice-T....rated R
I have an inherent distrust of clowns and all their business.They were created by our lord and savior Jesus Christ to remind us that hell does exist and it is full of balloons and silly string.
Normally, your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you.