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Which Of The Four Sons Of Passover Are You?

Are you wise, wicked, simple or clueless? Take this quiz to find out!

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  1. 1. Which night is the best night of Passover?

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    The end of the eighth when we can EAT BREAD AGAIN!
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    They all suck, fuck you.
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    I like the second night because things run smoothly and the pressure is off, but all the nights are wonderful and important.
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  2. 2. What's your favorite part of the Passover meal?

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    I like when we eat.
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    I enjoy hearing the story of our journey from Egypt and through the desert.
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    Shit gets really good around that fourth cup of wine, tbh.
  3. 3. What is this????

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    It's the Seder plate and holds traditional foods for the meal.
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    It's a fucking plate
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    Is it for TV dinners?
  4. 4. How do you prefer your matzoh?

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    With the traditional charoset from the Seder plate!
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    MATZOH PIZZA!!!!!!!!!
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    I don't
  5. 5. Why is this night different from all other nights?

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    On other nights you leave me the fuck alone!
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    First of all, on all other nights we eat regular bread...
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    Uhhh because Passover?
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  6. 6. How many plagues were there?

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    Definitely 10 plagues.
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    8?
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    Who fucking cares. Also what is the big deal about frogs anyway?
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  7. 7. Can you pass the bitter herbs?

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    Sure
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    Get 'em yourself!
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    What are herbs???
  8. 8. When is the best time to bail during the Seder?

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    I would never leave, but if I did it would be after the meal and then return right before the good singing starts up.
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    I'm already gone, suckers!
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    I usually fall asleep on the pillow is that bad?
  9. 9. Where did you hide the Afikoman?

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    FUCK YOU! You'll never see that shit again.
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    It's under the table.
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    Let me know when you give up searching so I may collect my prize. Gosh, traditions sure are fun to uphold.
  10. 10. What do you say... same time next year?

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    Well, actually the Jewish calendar operates on a lunar cycle with a skip year, so it might not be exactly one 365-day year from now, but yes, I will see you then.
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    I don't think I have any plans?
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    We have to do this shit again?!
 
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