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Can You Guess Which Lisa Frank Animal Will Actually Kill You?
This leopard is actually vegan and just wants to make you a mixtape. She understands why you were afraid of her but she thinks that if you give her the time, the two of you can be great friends.
This cat won't kill you — she'll get one of her loyal subjects to kill you, so watch yourself.
This horse is too busy blogging about vintage handbags to worry about killing you. It might kick you in the face if you startle it, but that's involuntary manslaughter at best.
This mystic piggy will not kill you, and in fact will warn you about danger in your future — as long as you can pay. Sessions start at $40 for the first half hour and $25 for every half hour after that.
These rabbits will not kill you, but they'll gossip about you behind your back. They'll spread vicious rumors about you and you might wish that you were dead, but they won't, in fact, kill you.
Just because they're called killer whales doesn't mean they'll kill you. They're actually very sensitive about that. You should be more thoughtful. Shame on you.
This panda is a complete sociopath. Look at him. There is nothing but true evil inside him. Steer clear of him at all costs if you value your life.
Awww, c'mon. I'm just a little puppy. I ain't done nothin' wrong. I'm just a puppy. I like your mustache. I wish I could have one, but I can't, ’cause I'm just a little puppy.
These dolphins won't kill you, but that doesn't mean you can trust them. Dolphins are notoriously untrustworthy. Do not take financial advice from these dolphins.