What's Your Lame Patronus?
Hopefully that Dementor chasing you is squeamish, because you can only summon a handful of bugs. Congratulations!
...and not even Rachael Leigh Cook from the '90s. What is she doing now? Isn't she on TNT? Is she on Rizzoli and Isles or something? Is she Rizzoli?
....except the dodo went extinct in 1662. Haha, looks like you're out of luck. Have fun in Azkaban.
Ah, the mighty blobfish. No one's gonna mess with you! Probably because the blobfish is DISGUSTING.
This actually isn't as bad as it sounds. No Dementor can resist the succulent allure of processed chicken. Run away while he's scarfing on dem nugs!
Throw a handful of leeches and hope your Dementor is super slow and frail, I guess?
That Dementor is totally gonna kill you, but at least you can annoy him with itchy, flaky skin.
Oh man, Suze Orman! She's totally gonna school that Dementor on how best to invest their money. That's gonna be one fiscally responsible Dementor!